S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

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method acting

Trying to relive shit you probably ain't ever lived, on cue no less

Wow ellen you play stupid Convincingly , is it method acting or did you really have a lobotomy done?

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scoop method

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.

"Dude, it's gonna be dark at the party so let's use the scoop method tonight."

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Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely

Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.

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trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

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Monoscientific method

: to do research utilizing only the first five steps of the scientific method without ever accomplishing the sixth step of reporting the results.

see: scientific method

John Doe is using the Monoscientific method to do research toward a cure for cancer without sharing the results with anyone so that he can cure himself.

Couch Method

In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill

"ha nice play, but that couch method doe"