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When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience
John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.
While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.
Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.
When somebody is extremly mighty and outgoing, they are labled as a mighty ion. Another attribute is doing miniscule things that happen to be extremly annoying.
Dude, I'm pretty sure Alex has progressed into a Mighty Ion
the worlds biggest forehead ever
Guy1: I was at dollar tree
Guy2: so what
Guy 3: I saw a mighty forehead bigger than a baseball field
How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.
"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"
Penis. Purple headed yoghurt slinger. Veiny love tree.
So proud was Jim of his mighty weapon that he got it out at every opportunity
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The Mighty Ra is the person who created the universe and keeps it going. He is benevolent, kind and humble while still being incomprehensibly awesome.
Person 1: Oh crap, the universe is shaking!
Person 2: Mighty Ra must be angry!
Person 1: I'm so happy. I've never been this happy before!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Mighty Ra looked at me!!!
Person 2: I envy you.
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