misty freckles

When a person gets a wet fart in the face.

After I finished fucking him in the ass, I went down to eat his ass butt he farted and gave me a misty freckles

Misty Dawn

Speading a light layer of cum all over a girl's body during morning sex.

After having sex all night long, I left her there with a Misty Dawn.

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Mississippi Misty

The natural progression after a Cleveland Steamer

I can't wait until @UncleDynamite finds out what a Mississippi Misty is.

@carrmah

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Misty Jizz

The act of going into a steam shower to masturbate.

"Yo dude i'm feeling horny and fat"
"My parents have a steam shower, wanna have a misty jizz?"
"Great idea! That will take care of my horniness and burn calories!"
"Ohhh man that is awesome!"

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Backside Misty

When you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your ass

I had the shits last night, and I gave myself a Backside Misty

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Pull a misty

Take a poop, fire a gopher, battle the brown dragon, burn a rat, release a heat round, drop some weight, pinch a loaf, choke a turtle head

Dan: where did that trick Shannon go?
Bobby: been gone awhile; must’ve went to pull a misty.

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misty palmer

The act of sticking your hand out of the car window in a rainstorm and fisting yourself using natural rain water for lube.

I was on a road trip, Horny and bored, so I gave myself a misty Palmer to pass the time.

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