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stupid haircut asshole stupid haircut asshole
Wow, that was really lame of you, who are you Shane Morris?
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He's the coolest dude ever, you see him walking around like this :😎.
He could get every girl he wants but he always declines bc he's way too cool.
He also looks like this :🤑.
Girl 1: Mr. Morris is so hot but he doesn't like me back :(
Girl 2: He doesn't like me either...
Girl 3: seggsy ass mf
Dude 1: He's so cool, I wish I'd that cool..
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When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.
John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
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A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.
There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.
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The most caring, sweetest and kindest guy you would ever come across. He is genuinely perfection, he is gorgeous and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to go to specsavers. He is everything a girl could ask for and more. He is musically talented along with being a smartarse and a lazy shite.
Thomas Morris is one lazy ass shite.
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A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
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Was a popular character on the hit 90's Teen show "Saved by the bell". He is a cross between ferris bueller and Tom Cruise. Was always coming up with ideas to make money or get the hot girls in school. The ideas would always back fire and he would get what was coming to him, all in the 30 minutes. Had a cell phone that was as big as a small dog.
"OMG, look at that guy he is so a zac morris, is that a cell phone or a chihuahua?"
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