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The amount of space (in print) or airtime (in radio and TV) given to news content.
In today's 24-hour news cycle a lot of garbage gets aired just to fill the news hole.
or conversely:
Shrinking newspaper profits have led to a smaller news hole in most daily newspapers.
Raffa news is bad news. Not horrible, tragic news, just news you didn't want to hear. Derived from the 17th Century word raff meaning rubbish, related to riff-raff meaning people who are worthless.
I hate to be the bearer of raffa news, but Firefly was canceled.
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A university for students who - at some point in their lives - decided "education" means more than vomiting up good grades.
Schmoe: Hey, do you remember our high school valedictorian?
Joe: Yeah, what happened to her anyway?
Schmoe: She decided she was sick of dancing at CollegeBoard's feet like an idiot circus poodle. Now she's a published slam poet at The New School!
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The story of a girl who is mentally retarded who struggled to find love and choose between necrophilia and beastiality.
Girl: I want to be like Bella in New Moon.
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
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A progressive, famous, non-traditional university in New York City's Greenwich Village neighborhood.
You know you go to The New School when most of your classmates are bilingual or trilingual, a third of them have written books, and the girl who sits next to you opened at Carnegie Hall last week. (Yet for all their fancypants achievements, you know that your classmates are really just laid-back neo-hippies.)
Peace, love, and Nietzsche, man.
It's said you can't graduate from The New School unless you participate in at least one weird protest.
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Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
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