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only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever
me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"
or
friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"
bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )
holy shit that head shot was fucking amazing. someone must be using the bloody mess perk.
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Something only certified ballers know about. Iykyk 😈
Yo homie Ima score like 15 this weekend, I’m rocking low sock perk.
When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.
As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.
"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."
When your crazy ass GF that you should have dropped weeks ago had DD boobs
Why is John still with Suzy?
He's only with her for those double d perks.
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Appoarching a women/man on the street in the town on upper perk, pa. on a friday night;forcefully pulling the women/man into one's vehical and driving them to an undiclosed location. From there, a group of town's men will begin to insert their penis' into the subject while a "chairmen of service" resites punishments of the previous victem
I'm going out on a upper perk night and having great fun
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People who are stupid- used humorously
I've been working all days with a group of shovels and perks
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