dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

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schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

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Steamroller Picnic

Steamroller Picnic has a long and rich history as a premier cover band in the north-east and mid-atlantic regions. 15 years and over 2000 performances later puts them among the top 3% of successful bands nationwide. Good times and good music is what it is all about.

Philly Cover Band Rock 'n Roll Party Jersey Shore Steamroller Picnic

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college picnic

A long and expensive photoshoot in some godforsaken suburb with fake friends.

Chal college picnic chalte hai. Pics lenge.

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fuckboi picnic

The gathering of a group of frat boys early in the day to play beer pong in the front yard

Chad: “yo brad, whatchu up to right now?”
Brad: “idk thinkin bout hittin’ up that fuckboi picnic”

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nifty picnic

Neat; Cool; neat idea.

Person 1: Look at my painting.
Person 2: Wow. That's a nifty picnic.

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wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

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