A beautiful side character in umbrella academy who ended up with a sobby fuckboy.
I feel so bad for lila pitts
is that the one who ended up with diego?
yeah
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"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.
"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."
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A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldnโt otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etcโฆ)
Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pittโs new movie? Itโs about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940โs Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!
Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: Whatโs that about?
Mark: Ummโฆitโs about a manโs rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! Iโll watch.
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An actor who is incredibly gorgeous and he isn't too bad of an actor. He was good in "Fight Club" and "Twelve Monkeys" and he was married to Jennifer Aniston.
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston would have had such a cute baby!
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When you ejaculate when your dick isn't hard and the cum comes out green
Oh shit I James Pitts myself
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