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Acting like a plant. Used to describe behavior in the classroom or workplace where one does not participate in any way, but instead just sits there, soaking up information.
My math class is easy as long as I pay attention during lecture. All this week I have done nothing but being a plant, soaking up my teacher's rays of enlightenment.
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the most gorgeous man in the world
to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand
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Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.
Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."
Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."
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The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.
Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
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lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
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A combination of head butt and face plant.
"The cat just head planted the door"
When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats
"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"