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When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.
"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"
A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.
The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.
Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.
Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.
The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.
Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.
Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl
Bob: dude, me and Genna totally did the Mediterranean priest.