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Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;
A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.
"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"
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The act of feeling like a pterodactyl
I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality
When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina
Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.
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Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.
A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska
Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl”
A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.