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When You Get A Blowjob From A Cheap, Smelly, Whore For Only A Quarter.
"We Have To Go To Mikes Moms House To Get Quarter-Jobs Before The Party."
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A 25-cent piece, not a combination of coins totaling 25 cents.
You got a hard quarter I can borrow? This machine only takes 25-cent pieces.
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being half-assed at half-assing stuff
my bud John quarter-assed his final exam
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1. A very large Buick from the mid-70's that can be pimped out like no other.
2. Specifically, a Buick Electra 225.
3. In modern times, used to describe anything that contains the number 225.
1. I put some Eighteens on my '76 Deuce and a Quarter and she's been proppa-pimp ever since.
2. Forget about a '76 Caddy with a five hundred, I've got a Deuce and a Quarter wit a fo fiddy fi.
3. Wow! That bass boat went screaming by. Must have had a deuce and a quarter on the back.
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A partial boner; What a male usually acquires in a dry hump situation with a female. Can also occur when one sees something fucking hot, for example three female German models playing twister but-ass nekked. Other connotations of the phrase include: 3/5ths chub, thirder (1/3 chub), and halfie. Remedies for the removal of quarter chubs include being punched square in the kids and/or seeing Star Jones on television. Personally, I prefer the former.
1) "Wow Barbara! I believe our dance just afforded me with a quarter chub! Your work is far from over."
2)"Dude, get up I want pizza."
"I can't! I've got a halfie!"
"Oh. I'm gonna go hit on your sister then"
"I'm good now. How about Dominoes?"
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A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone.
Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?
Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go!
Joe: Thanks! (walks away)
(You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny)
You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter?
Mike: Hell no! (laughs)
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A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.
An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.
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