quoteable quote

a quote that is very quoteable

quoteable quote from harry potter: ''you're a wizard, harry''

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Quote Nazi

Just like a Grammar Nazi, but with quotes. Mostly shows his/her head at partys or forums. Generally joining in on a conversation to correct every quote that is even the slightest bit of.

Dude 1: "I love the knight who say ni scene in monthy python!"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! "You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a HERRING!!"
Dude 3:"You got it all wrong, it's mightiest! Not biggest! "
Dude 1:"Man, you're such a quote nazi!"

Example 2:

Dude 1: "And then the toast king says:"Looks like the left to me!""
Dude 2: "Haha! I love that part!"
Girl: "You forget more. He says that it looks more like the left to him. Get your quotes right!"
Dude 2: "Oh-oh! We got ourselves a quote nazi here!"
Dude 1: "I hate you"

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air quotes

The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.

Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."

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quote unquote

Synonomous with: supposedly, presumably. Used in conversation to indicate that quotes should be placed around the following word or phrase.

quote unquote work = "work"

I quote unquote work on Fridays.

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sad quotes

A sad quote is a picture of phrase used to describe feeling about yourself or other people or things most people use them to describe their feeling to others

“Hey did you see those sad quotes I sent you”

“Yeah It made me feel sad”

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quote storm

When a conversation becomes nothing but a chain of quotes from a piece of popular culture, because one person was dumb enough to think that quoting is the same as making a real joke. Usually caused by quotes from internet memes or sitcoms.

A: "Hey Joe, you want a piece of candy?"
J: "Candy? Like from candy mountain!"
C: "CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!"
B: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
F: "CANDY MOUNTAIN"
A: "Dammit Joe, you've started a quote storm!"

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Inspirational-quoted

Verb. (In past-tence)
The act of unleashing an unwanted inspirational (and/or pointless) quote onto someone

*girl posts instagram picture with an inspirational quote(which is obviously stolen from tumblr)*

Bro1 to Bro2 "wow we just got inspirational-quoted!"

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