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the act of stimulating your partner's phallus during or after anal sex (Usually, given as a reward).
Poot and his friend were lying naked on a black, leather couch. The friend said "I'm tired of catching. Let me pitch for a change...I'll even give you a reach around." Poot responded with "Bitch, I don't get reach arounds. I give them!"
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Used to describe a task that is unnecessarily laborious and time-consuming.
Illegally downloading films used to be so easy.... now it's one hell of a reach around!
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during gay sex,when one man is fucking the other in the ass and reaches under his partner and jerks him off
That dirty mexican robert gave gay ray a reach around last night
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friend 1: damn, my asshole really hurt
friend 2: “HOLY FUCK YOU REACHING”
friend 1: no reach
friend 2: acceptable, proceed
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Occurs when a prison bitch or a homosexual male is on the receiving end of getting fucked in the ass while the male fucking him simutaneously reaches around, grabs his receiver's cock and jerks him off.
Big Bubba really liked the way his white collar convict prison bitch Joey moved, pushed and worked his mangina; so he treated to Joey to a reach around.
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Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.
The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.
There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!
*Plays Reach*
DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
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A side chick outside your group of friends that your girlfriend does not know about. However, she is know to your boys as a loose woman ready for action at the drop of a dime.
My reach hoe called while I was out with girlfriend and I made plans to meet up with her later that night.