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When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.
Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.
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An addictive side affect from exhausting oneself in a footrace. Usually runners high varies differently depending on the person but it his been compared to an orgasim or being on drugs.
Guy 1: Dude im so happy right now.
Guy 2: I think its because you have runners high.
Guy 1: Oh man, I love track.
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In rural areas, the rough and rugged men, women and families from the backwoods, mountains and hills that produced and distributed alcohol products during the prohibition era. The men typically wore full beards and overalls. The women usually wore modest, full length dresses with hair up in a bun style. They usually spoke with a strong southern drawl. Loosely, the equivalent of hillbilly. Also called moonshiner.
My great granddad used to get his whiskey from a ridge runner that lived way up in the hills, where even the sheriff wouldn't go.
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When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.
Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."
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An object that enters many holes. Can be used to describe a male whore.
Wow kenny you slept with so many women i could mistake you for a hole runner.
A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu
Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks
A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony
He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner