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Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.
"So, Sid, what you up to?"
"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."
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Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.
"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."
"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."
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A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."
Blake: "I love you too, man."
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Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.
"What the schmuck??"
"Shut the schmuck up!"
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a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect
Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.
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