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Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.

How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!

by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020


not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.

Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.

by metatroll July 27, 2013


not a scientist

Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.

"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."

by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020


Build Scientist

A person who spends their time testing builds or testing different setups to use in a game that uses that kind of system. Games like League of Legends specifically have you make a build using different items in the shop, someone who would make various types of combinations to find the optimal setup would be considered one.

People who are classified as this are usually documenting their findings on some sort of spreadsheet or notepad, which is the real distinguishing factor when finding a scientist at work.

Look at Weeks man, he's testing builds again, what a Build Scientist.

by Pokeasy November 25, 2021


The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024


The Little Scientist

A nickname you give to that one guy in the dorm that always seems high. Then accidentally calls his dick The Little Scientist. Thus, he has a small dick.

The Little Scientist is at Gas Works getting high again.

by 6161Cunt November 1, 2018


Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."

"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."

by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012