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When something looks special but is completely worthless
Damn dude, these rocks really are a Shiny Magnezone
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People whose lives are perfect of seem perfect from an outsiders perspective.
Person 1: "Why do they always seem so happy?"
Person 2: "They must be shiny people."
A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.
Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn
Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit
when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.
Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)
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Referring to shaved or bald vaginas.
1.) I have a shiny taco.
2.) I love to slap shiny tacos.
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The distracting item, person, or activity that keeps you from doing what you should be doing.
Something unintentional or unforseen that distracts you from getting anything done or goals accomplished.
Marlene was working at peak efficiency when opening up her email became the "shiny object" to her day.
I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but my kid getting sick became my shiny object.
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A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.
He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.
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