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The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.
I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.
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A trick in skateboarding. A lip trick in which one switches their feet on the coping. Can be linked with other tricks.
How does that kid keep from hanging up on the coping when he does that donk shuffle?
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A new dance invented by rapper Lil Uzi Vert that was done for the first time in a instagram clip.
“Man did you see Uzi? He got me hooked with that new Futsal Shuffle!!”
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When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.
Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!
This is when playing poker, the cards you were delt last hand are the same as the ones either in your hand this time, or on the community cards.
"Dude .......... im sure i had these's cards last hand ........ must be a Maber Shuffle!!!!!!"
Them cards on the flop are either my last hand or on the flop last hand!!!
The raptor-esque walk that plagues women in heels after a night of heavy drinking and whining. The walk itself is characterized by the clumsy knee-forward technique most notably popularized by transsexuals.
Oh no, it's only 9:00 PM, it's way too early for the tranny shuffle!
The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.
Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.
Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.
Current record - 16 shuffles
"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".
*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*