When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.
I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.
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A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.
Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.
Columbian snow in the form of powder.
Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
A good Netflix series which at the end of the episode leaves you with the urge to get as quickly as possible to the next episode and therefor you opt for the โskip introโ option to do so. Similiar to a good book being a โpage turnerโ
Wow that series is right intro skipper.
Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.
There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.
It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.
I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?
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any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .
since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.