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Someone who enjoys smoking the herb. Always friendly, usually down with helping out others, always down with helping someone out for their first time. Sometimes a mooch, but if they smoked you out, then damn, its just right for you to buy them a bag of doritios and a coke!
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A POTHEAD... since potheads= brag too god damn much about how much weed they smoke; while with stoners, everybody just knows how much they smoked.
friends: Hey girl, I heard you just made a run...
Me: hell yeah man, lets go.
(30 minutes later)
Me: NEED DRINK NOW.... oh hey! look at the leaves DANCE!
friends: ahahahaha. you're such a fucking stoner.
NOT
pot head: dude! I just got a fat sack and I got it for only 10 bucks
me: let me see.
(shows)
me: dude, this is fucking schwag! ew.
pot head: uhhhh...what?
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Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS
“my friend Sierra is a stoner, and thinks that smashing a baby with rocks is better than medicine”
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someone who smokes bud normaly. mushrooms are cool and mind opening, stoners only use the gifts motherearth put here for us. they are super chill, happy, hungry and content, and are against stupid shit like actual drugs, xtc, coke, the fucked up chemical shit that leads to addiction. they stick to the organics, are chill as hell and look to save the world from the capitalist, coroporate, fucked up money over the free your mind agenda....they are looked down on and mocked by jocks and assholes who think they are better then them.
lets smoke a bowl, turn on dark side of the moon...
"you guys are stoners."
ok...? is that a bad thing
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stoner - a person who smokes cannibus regularly. Stoners are laid back, harmless and fun to chill with. Often made fun of by arrogant dirtbag high-school football players who think their gonna make it somewhere in life with no talent at all. Its ironic how those people will only make it as far as mcdonalds in their career (straight edge dicks that is).
Hey man lets go hang out with that stoner, he seems like a friendly guy.
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A stoner is NOT a loser. Stoners are people who smoke pot and have FUN. People are saying stoners are losers and making this world a bad place. It's actually the poeple who don't like them, all they care about is looking "perfect" and having money but are they actually happy, because they have all these loser freinds and fancy cars but could be having more fun being high? Stoners can have fun playing with a napkin or looking at a picture all day so who cares about all that extra money. Maybe it is true how stoners lose brain cell but they gain wisdom in life in exchange. They have a better perspective on life and have more fun living it. They arent how people stereotype them as; a loser who smokes too much weed and gets too agressive. Actually stoners are happier and way more gentle than any other "normal" person in this world and wouldn't hurt a fly. A real stoner doese not go around talking about how much weed he smoked last night either and how "cool" he is. Wow good for you, you smoked a five dollar joint...your point? So basicly a real stoner is some one who smokes pot, doesnt brag about it, and enjoys life while they are doing it. Have you ever seen an un-happy/high person in your life? I haven't. So anyone who says we are losers you can go right to hell with your boring life. God put herb on earth for us to pick and smoke it.
"I'm definately happier than that stoner, I'm smart, have a good job, no freinds. Yup this is the life!"
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someone who is constantly on drugs and getting high(me) and is commonly mistaken for a person who is violent and tempermental, although their not...their often peaceful and laid-bakc, quite fun actually...even though they can be mean to select people at times, their awesome..mike rest peacefully we love you..CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED
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you know your a stoner when you can make noodles without boiling it.
ramen noodles,you take a packege you open package pull out block of noodles apply seasoning packet equally spread on block of noodles flip it upside downm give it a pat on the back and crunch and munch baby yea yummy yum.....stoner...
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