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A stretch where one (usually a male) lifts his arms up into the air, exposing his navel and often times hairy stomach since it is mostly frequently done by bald Newspaper advisors.
Rocio: I totally just saw your Newspaper teacher's stomach!
Joseph: Duh, it's called a Luna stretch.
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A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.
Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
when someone is left unconscious or incapacitated from a severe beating, usually on the ground with arms and legs splayed out.
Fuck with any of my niggas and we'll leave you stretched out on the block.
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A form of scarring generally associated with pregnancy, obesity, bodybuilding, and — to a lesser extent — puberty. They come about as skin is overstretched, disrupting the normal production of collagen. They first appear as reddish or purplish lines, but tend to gradually fade to a lighter color.
Can appear anywhere on the body skin has been stretched, in males and females. The majority of people have them, but regardless, they cause most people shame and emotional distress. Some people choose to make the best of them and wear them as type of badge of honor.
While lotions and creams haven't been proven to be totally effective in removing stretch marks, they can be removed through surgery. Arm lifts can remove ones on the arm; breast lifts can remove some on the breast; tummy tucks can removed the ones on the stomach and hips; and thigh lifts can remove the ones on the inner thigh. Ones not removed by surgery (i.e.-breasts, butt, back of knees, etc.) can possibly be removed by laser, however; there is no gurantee.
Stretch marks suck :(...but can be removed :)!
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When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.
Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"
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A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.
Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt
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i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E
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