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Stroker choker

The act of masturbating so hard and aggressively that your penis loses blood circulation and dies. If the genitals arnt removed as soon as possible the ball sac will swell and explode.

My friend died from a stroker choker :(...

by 👣👅 July 12, 2023


Soap Stroker

A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.

"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."

by hairydolphin217 May 21, 2020


Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

by goyo May 02, 2017


chicken stroker

A way of calling some one a wanker around kids or the elderly that may or may not be used with swearing

get ya own side of road you funking chicken stroker.
Look at this chicken stroker

That chicken stroker need to sort out his life.

by Odinsleftbollock June 30, 2021


silver stroker

jerkmate ranked levels 'silver' named 'silver stroker'

"Yo bro I leveled up on jerkmate ranked"
"What rank"
"Silver stroker"

by goonmaster449 February 12, 2025


Mute Stroker

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.

Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.

by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019


gram stroker

Similar to the name Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula, except that Gram Stroker is a guy who strokes off over graham crackers and then sinks his teeth into them.

Well, I caught Gram Stroker in the kitchen at midnight ravaging a pack of graham crackers, so don’t eat any of them!

by undercyj December 31, 2023