Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

Tadpole-Fantasy

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!