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Members of the National Rifle Association and the Republican Party who show up at public events such as town hall meetings, Presidential appearances and elections, openly carrying guns in an effort to intimidate Democrats and minorities.
Tom, did you go vote today? well I went to the town hall, but the place was surrounded by the NRA Taliban with AK-47s so I couldn't risk it.
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A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.
Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"
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An epithet applied to the leader of the NDP by Conservative Party MPs and their fellow right-wing travellers, with the aim of discrediting/drowning out their adversaries by dishonestly portraying them as hating the Canadian military and hugging a foreign organization whose policies more closely resemble the Conservative Party's own, rather than addressing, in good faith, the arguments and policies of the person and party in question -- thus demonstrating their own status as the poster children for demagoguery.
"Taliban Jack! Taliban Jack!", some government members screeched at Jack Layton when he rose to speak in the House.
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When a seedy convenience store chops a case of beer in half, encloses each side with mailing tape, and sells them as individual twelve packs.
Johnny: "what the hell is this?" "it looks like a cannibalized case of beer with mailing tape for a handle."
Billy: "Sorry man, all they had at the store was Taliban Twelve Packs"
(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.
Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.
Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
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A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.
The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.
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Reckless ass niggas who own Faiss Middle School and the southside of Las Vegas. Not associated with Blood or Crip gangs. TBG reps Purple,Camo and green as its colors.
Buster: Taliban Balla Gang some pussies
Taliban Balla Gang Member: What you say nigga *pulls out gun* Boom Boom what you gon say now!