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its wher you fill the upper tank of the toilet with toilet paper then shit on top of the toilet paper leaving an even better effect to the upper decker
dave left a temple decker at work last night i wish i could of seen the janitors face when he seen that
The Temple of Notch is what some would call, a holy sight, but to those few who know it’s true purpose, it is the holiest of hollies. Crafted and built with utmost care and dedication, The Temple of Notch has become the destination for weary, oppressed, and dedicated pilgrims, searching and seeking thoroughly for peace of mind, wisdom, knowledge of their surroundings, the inner cosmos, and the universe itself, power over their mind and body, mastery of the soul, balance between oneself and and the multiverse, the cave update, how to summon herobrine, the secrets to unlocking the pure potential of nature, happy little clouds, the 10/10 toothpaste, the 2 inch brush and the oil paint across the screen we’ll be using for today, dad, and all the unsaved worlds from Minecraft lite. Tread carefully on the path of life you choose to take, lost and wandering gamer, for it shall be riddled with thots, normies, and fedora boys, and remember, don’t ever waste diamonds on a hoe.
CHAD#69: Hey, fellow chad, shall you and you companions be making the pilgrimage to, The Temple of Notch?
WANDERING KYLE: Yes, o wise prophet, I, along with my traveling comrades, are in search of the secret to becoming a True Jedi!
The part of the body that is loved and worshipped by another person!
I love your soapy love temples
A body that likes a lot of Sausage
Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"
A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
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A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.
The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.
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When a person throws a fit (a.k.a. tantrum) inside of a place of worship
Church Goer 1: "Man, did you see that little girl today in church?"
Church Goer 2: "Ya, that was SUCH a temple tantrum"
Church Goer 1: "Her loud, disruptive temple tantrum is making me want to switch religions!"
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