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Alexis Torres is the most prettiest girl ever and she is loving, caring, and funny and she will make your day so much better. People hate her cuz they can’t be her but she doesn’t care. Alexis will always be by your side no matter what.
You need a girl like Alexis Torres.
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A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...
Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?
Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?
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De La Torre is a Hispanic last name that is very nice and powerful and has a lot more then just a long name it's the best last name ever.
Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
Watch the t.v. shows or movies. Michael Angelo Torres is legit.
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forcefully grab a female by the waist and face and agressively kisses her
*person in distance sees guy grab girl*
Guy #2: *shouts for all to hear* YO HE IS RYAN TORRES-ING HER
Where women in science fiction TV series/films are much more attractive as aliens than they are in real life. Named for the character in Star Trek Voyager.
"That Chiana in Farscape is surprisingly ugly in real life."
"Yeah, she's got B'Elanna Torres syndrome."
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