Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

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Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

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Turban head

An offensive term for an Indian person

The guy at seven eleven: would you like to buy a slurpy?
Me: no, you turban head!
Bob: I'll take two, turban head.

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turban tipping

the act of knocking a indian persons turban over unexpectedly.

Isabella: What'd you do this weekend?
Kristen: Oh just chilled out, got hella high and went turban tipping around little india: indian cuisine.

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Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for Iraqis.

"I cannot understand all of these cool websites written in English. Oh well, best check up on my Turban Dictionary account."

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turban mode

a state of pwning.

Damn, Elvensorrow went turban mode and raped Iddyott. GG.

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Urban Turban

Nickname for veteran Texas born blues guitarist Sonny Rhodes. It is a self proclaimed title because of the red turban he dons on stage.

Sonny Rhodes a/k/a "the Urban Turban"

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