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Castro valley high school

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Person 1: *drops hydroflask*
Person 2: Skskskskskskskssk
person1: I hate castro valley high school

by hgntjgntgjt October 22, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Amador Valley High School

The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.

Amador Valley High is best known for it's dominating Competition Civics team, which always beats the rival team, Foothill High School. The Competition Civics team won nationals in 1995, and hopes to do so this year.

The school's colors are purple and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.

Come visit!

This high school is so awesome, it's almost as great as Amador Valley High School!

How great is Amador Valley High School? Definitely better than Foothill!

by Ohsnapadoodle January 19, 2010

84๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


evergreen valley high school

High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.

idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"

idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"

by suburbia is all the same July 13, 2006

116๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


yucca valley high school

The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.

Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.

by Hax Bro September 14, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sipsey valley high school

Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.

Pregant teen walks up.
Person, "You must go to Sipsey Valley High School."

by Central Student October 18, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twin Valley Middle School

In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.

Person 1: oh look, it's a holocaust museum!
Person 2: No, that's Twin Valley Middle School

by LukE12345657890 December 14, 2021


Great Valley Middle School

Great Valley Middle School is a place were the 6th graders are tiny as fuck, the 7th graders act like they own the school, and the 8th graders just want to die. And the only thing keeping the 8th graders there is Mr.Wise fine looking ass

Great Valley Middle School is ass

by 123flashme October 15, 2022