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woman

a disgusting evil lying back-stabbing creep who is possessed by Satan and will kill you if she gets the chance

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a woman.
Person 1: I can't take this anymore. Just kill me now, God, please!

Person 2: (demonic chanting)

by standing up for what's right February 27, 2023

74πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


Woman

A woman is the second inferior gender, and is more commonly known as an β€œobject”

Man: β€œhey woman, come make me a sandwich now!”

Woman: β€œno I don’t think I will”

Man: *beats woman*

by Poop sock man May 24, 2020

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Woman

1. Female of the human species. For counterpart, see also Man.
2. Is neither inherently superior, nor inferior to the male. What she lacks, he possesses and vice versus. Only distinguishable via genitalia.
3. Generally an emotional creature due to inherent hormonal physically traits resultant of genitalia necessary for child bearing.
4. Physically weaker than the male and, due to societal emphasis on physical prowess, tends to be forced/assume the role of an inferior or subservient creature thus the "prettier" of the species.
5. Tends to think with the right brain (creative) and thusly tends to be more creative than male counterpart.
6. Eve: purveryed of sin into the world.
7. Biologically, the muscular system of the female is considerably less developed than that of the male, however the bone structure/density of the female is far superior (as necessary for biological reproduction), thus contributing to the longer life span of the female.
8. When treated right, best damn thing any man could ever hope to have.

That poor woman needs an epidural!
That woman is HOW old?!
What a woman!

by Youknowwho June 4, 2003

4095πŸ‘ 5467πŸ‘Ž


Womanizer

A womanizer is a guy that makes one girl feel like she's the most important and special someone in the world while in the mean time or a multitude of times afterward is making other women feel the same way. Another word for womanizer is a player.

Dan Shavoe is a womanizer. He made Lindsay, Margo, Jenna, and Alice feel so special and then took it all out from underneath them and continued in persuit of others.

by selfunforgivin April 21, 2009

92πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


woman

someone who was born with female reproductive organs and can be identified by DNA

That woman can never be a man no matter how many fake oenises she attaches to herself and vice versa. A man born with a lenis ca not be a woman.

by ScrumpyD April 12, 2023

59πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Woman

Sandwich generation machine

Silence (woman) and make me a sandwich.

by I eat babyz September 29, 2021

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Womanizer

A man who pretends you are his whole world and promises you everything, until you find out about not one, not two, not three, but four other women in his life.He will take you for all you are worth, put you in debt, and expose you to all sorts of diseases. Watch out for him!!

Christopher Robinson is a womanizer. If you don't believe me, 5 other girls can all tell you the same.

Watch out for him ladies... www.myspace.com/djbigc513

by lookinout4u October 21, 2008

109πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž