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A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.
The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.
She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.
She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
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Cheryl Blossom used this phrase in season 2 episode 2 in Riverdale.
Hobo, Bride of Hobo Welcome to thistle house!
When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.
WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.
Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.
Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"
The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.
Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.
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Often a term used by people with good music taste to describe the band Black Veil Brides.
BVB fan: BVB r teh best band ever!!1
Normal person with decent music taste: lol more like Black Fail brides. hehe.
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An american Rock band formed in California.
Current line up:
Andy Biersack (lead vocals)
Jake Pitts (lead guitar)
Jeremy "Jinxx" Ferguson (rythm guitar)
Ashley Purdy (bass guitar)
Christian "CC" Coma (drums)
Black Veil Brides is not "emo" or "goth" or ANYTHING, unless they say they are. The most that any member said, is that they are generally described as "rock music". Which- if you look at past musicians- they are. They are not posers or fakes or just out there for the attention. Yes they say that's a benefit, but they are just five guys doing what they love best. All of them have been playing music since they were young, and all of them have true talent in their own ways.
Don't hate them because they're popular, or you don't particularly like their style. If you genuinely do not like their music, fine, that is your choice, and mature fans respect that. But do not go bashing them excessively for no reason.
And about Andy's name changes:
When he was a teenager and just started the band, he did copy Nikki Sixx. He later changed to "Six" because that is the number on his hockey jersey, and his dad's nickname for him. That was his own thing. His own persona. Recently, he just uses his actual name, "Biersack" because he has grown out of that persona he once needed. He can face the world without that costume.
He never intentionally stole anyone's name.
Plus, Nikki doesn't seem to care, because the band just did a photoshoot with him.
Person 1: Black Veil Brides? Who are they?
Mature fan: Oh they're a rock band. I love them, lemme show you...
Person 1: Oh I dont really like them, but whatever. I guess they'd be ok for other people.
Mature fan: Ok, at least you're polite.
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Mail-order brides traditionally hail from developing countries most famous country is Russia. When the collapse of the Soviet Union {1991} a large number of eastern European women advertised themselves on the net to get a better life, primarily being from Russia, Ukraine and Moldova. Making most people think Russian females are mail order brides. And the people who buy the women cannot get one of their own {They be fat,ugly,crippled,retarded etc etc}
David is a loser, he is buyin a mail order bride
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