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A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.
She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.
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Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body
Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*
Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
When a person is unable to stop playing World of Warcraft.
Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight
Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease
One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel
Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
Infection of your nervous system that eventually turns you into a crab.
fuck, i got the krabbe disease.
It is when your stomach "dunlaps" over your belt.
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Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck
Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”
Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease
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