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man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
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When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.
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Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.
Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.
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A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
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Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
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The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.
He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.
Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.
*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
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