Laid pipe

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

get laid

get fuck; have sex; get girls

hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.

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Souff-laid

To be 'souff-laid' is to have sex with an hot girl who is either a virgin but acts like they aren't, or a girl who is very picky about the guys in her sex life. The reference to soufflé means they're tight and hard on the outside but soft and open when you get inside.

Dude: Mate, last night I got souff-laid by that girl with the sexy glasses and amazing body who always hangs in the library! It was unreal!
Other dude: You lucky bastard!

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laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.

Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "

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alex laid

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

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laid out

To get really fucked up

Damn, that bitch looks laid out.

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Laid Over

1. To change ones travel plans in order to add a stop, or time to your itinerary, in order to get laid.

2. Adding travel time to your itinerary for the sole purpose of hooking up to have sex.

I was travelling to San Diego and I added a stop in DC to get laid over.

I had a great laid over in Rome.

I met this hot dude on a plane and spent a day with him en route home to get laid over.

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