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An ostrich that is either horny or under a blanket
That person is a cozy ostrich today.
When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.
Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”
Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”
Ostrich Power (or O.P.) is a standard unit of measurement to determine the output brightness of a light placed on the front grill of a vehicle (typically a truck). While standard lights are measured in wattage lights on the front grill of trucks are defined by their OP. There are no licenses needed to obtain a light that is OP.
"Damn son that light is OP!"
"Word bitch. That's Ostrich Power all up in that light."
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Those choosing to ignore the current overwhelming facts presented and keep supporting a campaign due to historical preference.
My father is an ostrich voter, he keeps blindly supporting Mrs. XXXX even though the facts indicate she has committed heinous deeds verified by the media and other sources.
An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)
Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!
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Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.
It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.
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Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!
Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.
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