pool shark

One whose goal is to con money out of others by using a combination of deception, talent, and straight coercion, combined with the game of billiards, to take advantage of susceptible players.

Mac had been pool sharking for only two days, and he already had enough cash to buy that new Rolex.

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Pools Closed

The ultimate lulz. African American males with extremely large afros block the pedophilic doorways of habbo hotel, especially the pool.

47 year old male trying to get to the 13 year old male on the other side of the /b/ user: You dam troll let me in the pool!
/b/ user: Pools Closed

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pool boy

A sexy man that cleans the pools of the rich and famous. They are notoriously known for doing the trophy wives of the rich and famous. But then again, they're usually very hot.

Wife: Well the Pool boy is doing great today.

(gay)Husband: Hah. I know he was doing great last night.

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Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

Swirling Pool

The final stage before vomiting violently. The swirling pool stage is your body’s natural way of warning you to remove yourself from the public eye and seek a toilet, waste bin or other discarding device.

"I'm gonna' have to go home mate. I'm in the swirling pool!"

Spa Pool

noun: spa pool
1. a bath containing hot aerated water.
2. a navel filled with male ejaculate.

Last night I filled the spa pool and dipped my finger in for a little taste.

Pee Pool

When a toilet is found previously containing urine and you do nothing more than to chip in. Mostly found in Men's rooms and mostly a product of the rule "if it's yellow, let it mellow."

"The dude before me didn't flush so I just chipped into the Pee Pool"