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Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!
A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.
Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"
1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning
crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”
You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.
Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.
Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.
I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.
This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time
My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster