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People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
A Roblox noob said these onces
Dam that guy such a noob probably he thinks our president is georoge washing machine
You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”