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y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.
-cupcakke
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The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby
Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.
Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*
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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.
Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"
Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"
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basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.
"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."
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What the mystic said to the pizza chef.
"Make me one with everything", the mystic said to the pizza chef. Need I say more?
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