That one kid who believes in communism, loves people like Putin or Marx, and bases his whole personality around it
Theodor: I love Putin
Someone else: Shut up
Theodor: I love Stalin
The most awesome guy in the classroom, no question. Hot, Smart, Great Bod, Kind, and most importantly, a huge cock. He makes the big bucks, and he's a real player. However, he's also very respectful of women and all living beings.
Girl, my date last night was so romantic and respectful!
Damn, he must be named Theodor because only Theodors' are this loveable and perfect!
Could seem innocent but is really nothing but a tall, mysterious and charming gentleman. the type who makes you pancakes in the morning, then bless you with the best morning sex you have ever had. Sexy, passionate and usually have a big dick aswell.
I am tired of all these Chad's. I need a Theodor!
Could seem like a innocent guy but is really just a tall, muscular, big dicked, gentleman. Theodor's are the type of guy to make you pancakes in the morning, then pick you up and bless you with the best morning sex you have ever had!
I am tired of all these Chad 's I need a Theodor!
Obviously a banker with banker-sweat oozing out of every pore of his body.
Why does it smell like i’m in a Bank
Oh, thats Theodor
Theodor is a very handsome guy who is the best at everything he does. He likes to watch spongebob and usually faps under a blanket. Also, He is really, REALLY popular.
Oh theodor your'e so beautiful, i love you!!
If you're lucky enough, he might tell you some of your relatives (most likely your father) had ended their life.
"oh hi Theodor!"
"Your dad died."