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A mammal that humans tame and breed to make them look cute. Not to be confused with a cat.
I have a pet dog at home right now. She's probably looking out the window to see if I've arrived at home yet.
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Dog, not the pet/ animal. It is a word used in sentences to describe something as ‘bullshit’, ‘unfair, or ‘rude’. Usually used to describe a snitch.
For example, instead of “That test was unfair” say “That test was dog!”. Or instead of “You are such a snitch!” say “You are such a dog!”
1.) a large amount
2.) too much
Synonyms: a fuck load, not dogless
"I went to McDonalds and are a dogful of chips"
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A canine pack animal who loves human companionship.
Eats cats. Can take down large game. Doesn't sleep all day. Guards the house. Slobbers on the in-laws. Working animal. Easy to train. Happily greets you when you come home. Has good taste in furniture, particularly when eating said furniture.
Most of all, the dog is a great human companion.
Not a cat.
Owner: This is my dog, Butch.
In-law: Oh what a cute- AGH! My shoes!
Owner: Butch, I'm home!!
Butch: *happy greeting*
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needy and lazy and fat and whiney
but we love them to death anyway
dont hurt them, they have feelings too
play with them everyday and and give all your love to them and they will love you unconditionally back
1. dog is a mans best friend
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