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What people question when they get on here
Person 1: What is my life
Person 2: You'll have one when all of the perverts get off this website
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The person you want to spend the rest of your life, and will never stop loving no matter what comes your way. You can't imagine life without them.
A certain boy at Dartmouth is the love of my life. I can't imagine ever being without him.
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A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.
Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.
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A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.
I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.
Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(
I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.
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A phrase what people uses if music is their passion, something that they love to learn with a guitar, drums, bass, ect.
Unfortunately, posers these days uses this to be cool and try to be like everybody else, when they don't even consider picking up an instrument.
Poser: OMG! Music is my life!!
Musician: Dude, you can't even hold a damn guitar pick. Poser.
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Something u say when something bad happens
Awwwwwwwww, screw my life
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Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."
Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.
You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.