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bible thumper

two definitions:

1) Someone who is extremely evangelical in their religious belief. Many of them believe that their denomination is the one true denomination, and all others are wrong or evil. They try to make you feel like your life is a waste and use scriptures that have nothing to do with what they're saying to "explain" themselves.

2) Someone who screws with a very religious person.

Dude 1: "dude, freaking bible thumpers don't know what they're talking about!"

Dude 2: "dude, you are a bible thumper! Didn't you get with that devout christian girl?

by TechnoForEver July 9, 2009

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Bible Thumper

a christian male or female whos view of right and wrong is completely out of wack.believes that every single thing in the bible is a law to be followed or you go to hell.(im christian, but these biblethumpers are just psycotic)

i bet a bible thumper would read that part of the bile that says you can enslave your family and would do it.

bible thumper:you cant watch south park!its against christianity!!your going to hell!
me:dude, where does it say in the bible i cant watch a tv show?

by the rekad playa July 12, 2004

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Obama Thumper

An annoying person who insists on winning political arguments in favor of obama, but doesnt really state the issues or even understand them (95% of all blacks)

"That tweak Mary is such an obama thumper. when we asked her about his crap economic policy, she didnt even answer and started talking about McCains age"

by snoopy98349859 October 21, 2008

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Bible Thumper

When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.

You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper

by Dezzy_Yvonne May 31, 2010

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Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type

Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.

by Mariopolous May 12, 2006

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Bible thumper

someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.

I had to get away from that bible thumper.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bible Thumper

one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible

George Bush is a Bible Thumper

by GC Ender January 13, 2005

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