1. To throw with excessive force; to piledrive that shit into the nearest surface.
2: What must be done to car batteries in relation to the ocean.
Will: I thundercunted that car battery right into the ocean.
Chad: And why would you do that?
Will: The electric eels need to charge somehow.
A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match
Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt
Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.
Both Ty’s and his Aunt’s names were on the million dollar ticket, but his aunt is being a thundercunt and suing him for his share.
Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor
I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.
(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.
Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?
when you smash somthing into next tuesday
i was playing cricket and i absolutely thundercunted the ball for six