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The process of sticking a drinking straw into a girl's vagina to slirp semen out after you've "blown a wad" into her baby-maker.
Man, I heard Josh blew his load while humping the girl, but at least he did the Tijuana Milkshake. That reduces the chance of him getting her pregnant.
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oral sex with a condom. condom left in tijuana hookers mouth.
whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!
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Similar to the philly fake-out;The Tijuana Turnaround is a sexual act involving hot sauce. While performing doggy style sex, the person entering the other waits until climax is imminent only to pull out before internal ejaculation and spits on the enteree's back to simulate external ejaculation. When the said enteree turns to face the enterer, the enterer squirts hot sauce in the enteree's eyes.
"Damn dude i was grudge fucking this chick and i totally gave her the tijuana turnaround.
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When after a night of heavy drinking you are sittting on the pot taking a dump after a night of heavy drinking and the combination of the smell and hangover cause one to vomit.
After drinking a liter of burban last night I really had to blast out a Tijuana sunrise.
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a mexican hermaphrodite prostitute. it's fun for a girl or a boy.
"my cousine went to tj last weekend." "did he go to the donkey show?" "no, he bought a tijuana slinky. my cousine has always been a little weird."
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When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.
Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.
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Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces his unsuspecting companion to perform the almighty teabag.
Before a long day on horse back, I like to tuck a little gorgonzola under my sack and spread it around my taint. That way when I lay my Tijuana Teabag on Ivan later that evening, he laps it up like a calico cat from his milk saucer.
Haji saddled his shart for much of the afternoon at the company picnic. Fortunately for him, it only took a few drinks and mention of a raise to persuade his secretary into receiving his muddy Tijuana Teabag. He delicately dipped them as if they were a set of covered strawberries.
Ron saw two shirtless young men in the lobby and sharted. As he stood in aw, he let the juice roll past his taint and coat the back end of his pouch like Pepto. With an uncomfortable face, he proceeded to duck walk over to the boys and lure them into his hotel room with a few drinks where he later performed the much heralded Tijuana Teabag.
Like a hot festive beef stew in a crock pot, Lance's berries were overcooked. He knew it was time to pull out his mandolin and serenade Sheila under the crescent moon until she was fully willing to engulf his Tijuana Teabag.
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