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When you weigh more than your own home and you eat all the food in the fridge
5 million lbs
Did you know that Devon is a Tins 1k
Someone who behaves as if they are more important or powerful than they really are
The new assistant manager is acting like a Tin God
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A person who believes in conspiracies, specifically the types that fly in the face of reason, such as the faked moon landing or the government behind 9/11. Named for the famous image of a conspiracy nut wearing a tin foil hat to ward off mind controling radio waves the government unleashes on the unsuspecting populous.
Bob: I'm telling you, the government was behind 9/11!
Steve: Shut up and stop being such a fucking tin-foil.
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An alchoholic person.
Alchoholic beverages in general.
* From the colour of the can containing England's strongest lager, Tennents Super Strength *
1. Look at that pisshead, he's a right purple tin.
2. Jeez, did you see XXXX last night, he was well purpled up.
3. What do you want to drink, I'm just off to get some purples in.
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A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person
Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel
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When you run out of condoms.. and saran wrap.. and thus proceed to wrap your penis in aluminum foil to prepare for intercourse.
- Do you have a condom?
- no, can we use saran wrap?
- All out.
- Looks like you're getting the tin canoe tonight.
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a mix of brian kinney's name and justin taylor's from the tv show Queer as Folk.
*after a very intense sex scene*
Brian: I... only... have... one question... after were married...will you still... blow me?
Justin: That depends.. if you still fuck me in every room of.. what are we going to call it? Bri-Tin.
Brian: Bri-Tin.
Justin: It's amazing.
Brian: I wouldnt go that far.
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