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when you are wearing socks with tinker-bell on them, when they are stanky. you may also be stuffing them in someone's face (usually a pretty face). so sad.. usually said in an accent.
person, get your stinky tinker-bell toes out of pretty face.
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When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.
Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted
Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *
When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.
Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!
When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!
When you get old and tinker with stuff while moseying about. Said like it's early 1900's New York street gangs. Like 'Fiddlin' Ben' but old and slowly doing nothing of the utmost importance.
I just know I'll be a tinkering mosey when I'm old, it's literally all I've ever wanted to do. Tinker with stuff moseying about; no deadlines... Then maybe, I'll finally be able to kill time, once and for all.
Easily the best teacher in the entire school.
Likes to get into random discussions during class (makes it fun).
And Gets along with colleagues well.
Greg: man Mr. Tinkers just cool like that
Jreg: I know right he always makes class fun