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The act of a period blood enema via the rectum followed by defecating the poo/blood mixture onto someone or something creating the "Red Lotus" effect.
Grown in the mud.
Bloody hell Dave, the missus did a Red Lotus on my chest last night.
A channel run by the legend himself mowy and some other kid. They used to upload every week but then stoped
Person 1: have you ever watched lotus union
Person 2: no
When two people share a toilet while having a bowel movement. One partner sits traditionally, the other sits atop their partner facing inward, defecating through their open legs.
The bar was so crowded that Sheila and Tammy had to make a brown lotus.
Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.
Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/
Lotus Improv was a multidimensional spreadsheet developed by Lotus, Inc. for the NeXTSTEP operating system, and then later ported to Windows 3.x.
Unique features included a separation between formulas, labels and cell contents; a truly multidimensional display, where one could rearrange one's data flexibly and dynamically for various reporting purposes; equations written in plain English language; and, lastly, calculations that would affect multiple cells.
In Improv, it was perfectly valid to write an equation as : Revenue=Income-Expenses and have it calculate the entire column for revenue. One could, if needed, write calculations for specific cells - although this was done less often. If equations calculated the same cell or range of cells, one could change their order in the formula bar on the bottom - the higher numbered calculation was performed last.
All in all, the package was astounding for its time and is still fantastic today.
If one has ever used Pivot tables in Excel, in Improv, the whole spreadsheet was like that - except much, much easier to manipulate. One could directly slide tiles around, which represented various categories for one's data, thus changing the view on the fly; there was no need to go through an obscure wizard to accomplish the same task.
Today, the successor to Lotus Improv is Quantrix Modeller, a product which is massively better than Excel in every way imaginable.
I'm thoroughly confused as to why the model of spreadsheet creation in Lotus Improv didn't capture the broader market; Excel is complete and utter rubbish.
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Bitches that pretend to looks deep and elegant. But that are just the baits to let rich people fuck them so that they can get money. basically just an another version of green tea bitch.
Wow, she looks like she has a lot of fairyism in her but she is actually just a white lotus.
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Juggalo horrorcore super group consisting of psychopathic records artists violent j, shaggy 2 dope, Blaze ya dead homie, jamie madrox, and monoxide child. this group is amazing and you can never expect anything bad from them. every song is amazing. but what do you expect. i mean they are juggalos
"got yo back till the end screaming juggalos dark lotus, psychopathic thats the way to go!"- Blaze ya dead homie, juggalo family, Dark Lotus, Tales from the lotus pod.
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