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When a man slaps a womans ass for 9 hours
"yo, you see that Gabe happening"
"ya, he been slapping for 9 hours"
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Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole
Fuck you Gabe.
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To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.
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Gabe is the name you give a gay child thats only a baby because a condom broke
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An edgy 13 year old meme lord. A Gabe tends to get horny at the most inappropriate times (funerals, weddings, at birthdays for 5 year olds, etc.), and steal most of their memes. They can be caring human beings at certain times, but for the most of it, Gabes are really shitty people.
Amanda: Yume! I'm so happy for you! That bottle of lotion is a real looker! You're lucky!
Yume: Aw, thanks. Oh god. Is that who I think that is.
Amanda: *sigh* Yeah, that Gabe really wa-OH GROSS.
Gabe: *faps to an edgy hentai meme in one of the chairs*
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Gabe is an amazing person and outstandingly bright. He’s known for his good looks and his cuteness. Everyone he knows always looks up to him and he always looks cute. Most girls always took about him when with their friends. He’s likeable and a great boyfriend to any girl he loves deeply.
‘OMG ur dating Gabe’
‘Ha yes didn’t you know’
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An amazing guy who tends be shy. He can be funny and outgoing, or a bit of a prankster. However when the situation is serious so is he. Gabes are very loyal and kind, and are very understanding. The Gabe I know has black hair and brown eyes as he has Hispanic heritage. If you are a Gabe or know one you are very lucky, hold on to him!
-Trinity
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