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Yeah, I mean... It sounds like the Palestinians were being wildly oppressed by a Jewish ethno-state... I mean, 4 hours of electricity a day!?
Hym "Hey... Remember how I was all 'Hey, guys, if I'm going to be dehumanized and forced to live a life of privation there's no reason not to rape and murder a bunch of people?' You guy remember that? No? 'You get what you deserve?' Ringing any bells? It's fun to have the things I say validated by cause and effect over time. I probably could have told you that was going to happen, like...
If you've been reading this for a while... And you knew what was going on in the Gaza strip... The Hamas attack on Israel shouldn't be all that much of a surprise to you... I'm like a genius sociologists... And I told you that that would happen if you were doing the thing that was happening there, so.... Is that not the exact progression of events unfolding in the exact way I said they would unfold? You know what? I've crafted a little scene here. Hold on... I almost forgot... CORRECT AGAIN!!!"
Idiot 1 "Hey, man. You think dehumanizing and depriving people is gonna like... Make them want to rape and/or murder use?"
Idiot 2 "Nuh-uh! They're not going to do NOTHING (A thing my bitch ass brother actually said to me)!"
Hamas *Proceeds to do a hell of a lot more than nothing*
Hym "Which is why we should all be thankful I don't take myself as seriously as you all seem to take yourselves. So, in retrospect, which to you prefer? THIS or THAT? Did I do the wrong thing here? Nah, you love it. I was right. Thus was the CORRECT response. But unfortunately you're all not very amenable to reason and struggle to learn lessons. I blame a broad and general cognitive deficiency. So... Yeah... Correct again. Did you think for a second I wouldn't gloat? Did you watch the news and think 'Yeah, Hym knows better than to touch on THIS ONE, right guys?' Well... We can't all be right all the time. Only I can do that. And ONLY because I'm better than everyone."
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Going into the zone becoming stronger and smarter than normally are becoming a alpha
Man we were playing football and Tony was going alpha Israel
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Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"
*Parents arrive*
"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
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A question that you ask someone purely to confuse them or make them look dumb.
Knowing that Israel is common knowledge, like knowing what 1 + 1 equals.
Person A: Did you know that Israel?
Person B: Uh... no?
Person A: Hah, idiot
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An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
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2 Countries that have been going to war Since 1948
When will Palestine & Israel stop
Someone who is anti-Semitic and wants to kill you if you are Jewish. Could not be a less helpful person in society and is always making false claims.
You're a burden to society? Oh, you must be anti-Israel.
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